3 muskateers

back in the vending machine again. makes me happy, but bad for waist circumferance. only 2 inches off of metabolic syndrome.

World Community Grid

I am now ranked 99330 on the World Community Grid. Team IBM, here I come!

Luddites

A common complaint by professors this week has been "each year the technology for writing on the boards goes backwards by centuries" referring to the lack of working markers for the white boards. They have been reduced to doing medical school charades.

OB/GYN on the loose

"If you completely blow it, you will be haunted in the 3rd year. I will do something crazy to these students, and I mean it. You cannot get rid of me for all 4 years" --the director of the reproductive section threatening us to pay attention and learn what he is teaching. I am already haunted by the idea of what "something crazy" might mean. I have images of myself tied down in his deep, dark laboratory with the spiders crawling over me.