Accidents

-Fell jogging on Saturday. Was reading a sign and hit a piece of concrete.

-Slammed my finger in the door of the car on Sunday.

-Hit a pipe across the sidewalk while riding my bike and talking on the phone. Received little sympathy. Flew over the handlebars and skidded on my shoulder.

3 muskateers

have returned to the fourth floor!

anatomy

get this: i'm in the lecture hall and the professor just throws the cadavers on the floor. with a chainsaw he begins the disection. next he pulls students out of the crowd and starts cutting them open too. i try to run, but the hallway is part of some other building that the one through which i entered. every time i get near the door i am hit by men with canes. then i woke up, but wow, that got me ready for face dissections today.